During one of tournaments a new bad guyappears , that is not affiliated with the army opposed to the masterer. He's dressed in traditional karate outfit and is VERY fast and acrobatic. He also is pissed off all the time (he even has red bloody eyes from being angry). He attacks teh ownerer with his incredible speed (using fists and kicks), but Dave pulls out a Game Boy Color, presses a button on it, which activates "bullet time" for teh pwnerer and he is able to dodge the attack in the last moment. Then the villain challenges teh pwnerer for a duel in some fighting game. Dave wants to help with his bullet time, but teh pwnerer wants to fight fair. Unfortunately he can't keep up with the blazing speed of the villain and gets defeated.

After that teh pwnerer falls into a slump. He starts wearing some kiddie baseball cap (maybe with a proppeller) and plays 8 bit games saying he needs to go back to school. He also goes around town getting drunk on MILK (non-alcoholic milk icon_smile.gif), and falls asleep in some dumpster. Then Deathstriker6666 (from lanageddon episode) finds him ands starts kicking his arse, but quickly notices the state teh pwneres is in and says he's disgusted that he lost earlier to someone as weak-willed as this. He leaves teh pwnerer on the ground but some time later comes back and says he can't let it be like that. He needs teh pwnerer to be back in his shape so the next time they fight, Deathstriker6666 can defeat him in fair fight. He doesnt confider this act of help a treason to his army too.

Jeremy tells Deathstriker6666 about the incredible speed of the villain and they dicide that they can never match his speed, so insted they both ingage in some eastern-like training of removing all the unnecessery movements from their behaviour and their playing. They also try to move real slow in daily life to get used to being much slower then the enemy.

The training goes like that for some time and then Jeremy hears from Dave about the villain busting some LAN party. Jeremy decides he's ready and goes there and this time pwns him with his new skills. After the loss the villain gets angry, but then says he must have been missing something all his life and that he embarks on a journey to rediscover his way of fighting (and maybe he'll return in the future as an ally or as a trickster to the plot). Deathstriker and Jeremy both go their separate ways, saying they look forward to their next match and they never tell their friends about how they allied together for a brief period of time to train.

by enkidu
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